It's never that scary, it's never that funny, and ultimately it's never that engaging.

This hastily cobbled-together attempt to ride the coattails of a 5-year-old viral success isn’t a movie, it’s “content.”

Something is lost in moving “Dear David” from its native digital platform.

Dear David is what happens when misguided filmmakers think a social media fad story can be made into a movie that a lot of people weren't asking for in the first place. This pointless horror flick is boring, jumbled, and a complete waste of time.