Left Behind

Mix of apocalyptic book series and the Bible.

In the end, or maybe in the beginning, it won't merely be the unfaithful on the screen who will feel left behind.

The loosely scripted story is further burdened with clunky dialogue and performances, shoddy continuity, and, well, Kirk Cameron.

The almost total absence of anything that actually looks like a narrative is one of Left Behind's issues, but it's not, honestly, one of the biggest.