Please Don’t Feed the Children is vague, super-derivative, and mundane, with nothing to say thematically and nothing to add to an already well-worn genre.

The film not only flounders in its repetitive plotting, but also resolves most scenes with an anticlimactic intent. [Full review in Spanish]

The film goes through several filters, one of them being gore, the horror filter, with supposedly scary scenes that are more funny than scary, and even a little bit disgusting. [Full review in Spanish]

As a first feature Please Don’t Feed the Children is fine, but mechanical. Perhaps a little more feeling would make a difference next time.