Under the shiny Netflix-feature-film-budget gift wrapping, you won’t find much in Our Little Secret to feel grateful for.

A typically formulaic seasonal sugar rush that’s only blandly mediocre, rather than so-bad-it’s-good. But Lindsay Lohan’s romcom-dominance cannot be denied.

It inspires no emotional investment, it has no interesting characters, offers zero chemistry between the stars and not the slightest bit of a reason to be anything but bored.

There are multiple opportunities to turn everyone on screen into a caricature, but [the]...direction and [the] script fight this off, relying entirely on the comedic chops and natural charisma of its lead actress. [Full review in Spanish]