Good extreme snowboarding, poor everything else.

In their quest for the youth market, Hollywood hacks often dress up their old script ideas in baggy pants and backward baseball caps, but I hope American kids aren't dumb enough to swallow this awful extreme-sports adventure.

The impossible plot and laugh-out-loud dialogue would have been tolerable if the tricks were impressive.

There are plenty of unintentionally funny moments in "Extreme Ops." When a terrorist mistakenly assumes the women are CIA operatives, he intimidates them with threats of death. Oh, and yes, he'd like to see the two women kiss each other.