Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous · LeviOsa

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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous · LeviOsa

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2008·PG-13

The Army Will Never Be The Same

Comedy1h 40m

🍅38%

🍅

38%

Tomatometer

🍿

38%

Popcornmeter

6.2

TMDB

Storyline

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

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Details

DirectorSteve Miner

ReleasedNov 7, 2008

StatusReleased

Original languageEnglish

Budget

$30M

Revenue

$104K

Parental guidePG-13US

Studios

Papa Joe FilmsBenderSpink

Di Novi PicturesFamily Room Entertainment

Gerber PicturesGrand Army Entertainment

Cast

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

Private Megan Valentine

Vivica A. Fox

Vivica A. Fox

Sergeant Louisa Morely

Steve Guttenberg

Steve Guttenberg

Sidney Green

Aimee Garcia

Aimee Garcia

Private Vicky Castillo

Olesya Rulin

Olesya Rulin

Private Petrovich

Keiko Agena

Keiko Agena

Private Hailey Hamamori

Jill Marie Jones

Jill Marie Jones

Private Connie Johnson

Ryan Sypek

Ryan Sypek

Sergeant Mills Evans

Cheri Oteri

Cheri Oteri

Private Jeter

Gary Grubbs

Gary Grubbs

Captain Greer

Bryce Johnson

Bryce Johnson

Derek O'Grady

Floriana Tullio

Camille

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Reviews

3 reviews · 2 critics

0 fresh · 2 rotten

D

David Nusair

RTReel Film ReviewsFeb 10, 2009

As eye-rollingly silly and predictable as one might've anticipated...

B

Brian Orndorf

RTBrianOrndorf.comFeb 4, 2009

Valentine (aka Major Movie Star) is a graceless, flavorless farce built around the idea that Simpson's dimwit routine still holds appeal and the hope that the target demo has never heard of Goldie Hawn.

R

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Information

Title

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Released

Nov 7, 2008

Rated

PG-13

Region of Origin

United States of America

Original Audio

English

Runtime

1h 40m

Status

Released

Studios

Papa Joe Films, BenderSpink

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