Masterplan knows it’s ridiculous, which helps with its watchability if not exactly its quality.

While Mr. Tucci is doing neither Jean Servais in the classic “Rififi” nor Maximilian Schell in “Topkapi,” there are echoes of both of those crime classics as the intricate scheme is laid out, and we’re sucked in.

Beyond a few clever twists and some lovely exotic locales, it’s a familiar tale of dishonor among thieves that’s hardly masterful.

Proper, unabashed, unequivocal rubbish, with nothing about it worthy of even a cursory recommendation.