It's not even so bad it's good. It's so bad that, even at 87 minutes, it's probably a good 87 minutes too long.

It's a 15-year-old boy's idea of a great night at the movies -- sexy ladies in lingerie who get their heads lopped off.

The misogyny is too insistent to be ironic, despite the relatively small use of nudity and gore. The vampires, when slain, spurt milky white fluid rather than blood, a peculiarly unpleasant, and telling, detail.

…these are ancient, outdated British comedy traditions as if Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz never happened; ie it’s sexist, witless, misogynist garbage…