Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things

Clark's first film is memorable only for its catchy title.

A curio, then, that's worth checking out for its place in the horror pantheon, rather than entertainment value alone.

The film's lo-fi aesthetics and underground college project feel would be forgivable if it weren't so damn boring—it's a zombie film that takes forever to come to life.

...the shocks and scares are as raw as the outre fashions…