Joker

Can kids watch this, I asked myself as I watched this all-over-the-place faradiddle. And then I dismissed it. Because even children, especially children, need a story that holds, and characters that engage.

If you find the idea of an alien landing in India and boogying with pelvic thrusts to saucy songs funny, this is for you. Otherwise, it's a joke of a film.

Another global hot spot generating fossil fuels? I thought Bollywood comedies had happy endings.

A confounding mess, unless you're eight years old, in which case it's the best movie ever.