It's woefully stereotypical and unfunny, even for the least discriminating viewers.

It's not actually a film, but a 77-minute-long cry for help from a network talent show host and Disney personality who's desperately trying to shed his squeaky clean image.

A 21st Century update of the beloved Shakespeare classic about a pair of star-crossed lovers from the opposite side of the tracks.

Cannon is a big believer in the power of repetition. He apparently nurses a strong belief that if a gag isn't funny the first time around, it will somehow become hilarious the eighth or ninth time it's repeated.