No amount of heaving bosom or quivering bottom lip can evoke a romantic frisson if the emotion simply isn't there.

You wait all year for a lesbian comedy drama with the production values of a 1980s TV movie and the acting standard of a carpet shampoo advert, and then two come along at once.

A curiously strait-laced, timid and self-conscious affair.

A rich exploration of bigotry of all kinds.