I Woke Up Early the Day I Died

Wood's bargain-basement aesthetic is impossible to parody. That this mime show works better than it should is, in a sense, the ultimate dis.

It's sad and misguided and boring. Pretending to make a pathetically amateurish movie isn't nearly as effective as accidentally making one because you don't know any better.

The budgets of [Wood's] own efforts would have been splurged within the first minute of DIED's title credits

As funny as a funeral.