All through the action thriller “The Serpent,” I kept thinking how much the hosts of “How Did This Get Made?” would roast the holy hell out of this if they ever got their hands on it.

Too confusing to be fun, too inconsistent to be entertaining. In other words, it is a frustrating watch that is not worth the time.

It's such an editorial ball of mush with all sorts of lame DTV moves, but it does work, in a way, as a Bad Movie Night option, giving those who lust after absurdity a chance to watch a runway model fulfill her dream to be a cinematic badass.

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