...Fascinating as an accidental piece of private exposure, one that ends with Lohan literally digging her own grave to find another dark-haired, husky starlet staring up at her.

The troubled star writhes her way through a red-lit pole dance in the opening credits and shrieks her way through a prolonged torture-porn sequence; after those lurid turns the movie settles into an indifferent mystery plot.

A credible piece of pop entertainment of the hottie-in-distress genre.

It's an audacious film and ridiculous for all the wrong ways. Will it be viewed as a camp classic in a decade or two? Time will tell.