All I wanted out of this film was a scant 90 minutes reprieve from the dolour of a wet February in London, and all I got was a sense of irritation and torpor.

Talented actors in dumb film with gross sex humor.

Without the rom-com requisites of charm, chemistry, comedy and character, this doesn't even meet low expectations.

...a fairly standard romcom setup that is, for the most part, employed to better-than-average effect by Hamburg...