About as bland and as easily consumed as a cone of soft-serve ice-cream on a hot day.

There are some decent twists, especially when we learn of Joshua's family history, and the chemistry between the two starsripples with possibility.

It's a familiar but perfectly viable starting point, in a genre where what matters isn't the premise so much as what you do with it. But director Peter Hutchings and writer Christina Mengert have no ambitions to take us anywhere new.

...tedious and uninvolving...