Deliciously ghoulish and inspiringly idiotic.

Scare Package would be a rather decent horror anthology if only it would stop calling attention to how silly and unserious everything is.

This big dumb kooky ball of blood, goo, and fun is more than merely a package: it's a gift

Not everything in this anthology works. The obvious flaws can be itemized and deducted from the overall score, but none of that really matters to the film's target audience.