Can’t even charitably be said to be blah. It’s the space between the blahs.

After Ever Happy tries to tell us that #Hessa is endgame, but it's just a horrid tale of toxicity and pity parties.

It’s particularly frustrating to see Stephen Moyer and Mira Sorvino dragged into this mess because they’re talented actors who deserve better.

Though it feels repetitive and increasingly difficult to sympathize with their clearly unhealthy relationship, there's always just enough in each film to keep you watching.