One of the heroes accidentally pees on a ninja. If that's not a glowing endorsement I don't know what is.

Original star The Rock is long gone, of course, and so too is the rollicking tongue-in-cheek silliness of the Mummy movies: the humour here is as lumbering as the war elephants that feature in the equally heavy-footed battle scenes.

A complete waste of time and talent, The Scorpion King 3 is a cheap, poorly made cash-grab with little action, little story and nothing interesting to offer.

for all the warts it has, The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption is surprisingly fun