A deliberately, almost defensively, inane trifle -- a cupcake whose icing reads, "Enjoy the tooth decay."

Like a drug store chocolate bar, it just is. It might not be good for you, but it'll go down shockingly easy, give you a minor sugar high (and possible headache) and disappear from your memory just as quickly.

Wavers between too little and too much fantasy, and between charming and simply odd.

The flaws in The Royal Treatment makes up for how charming and charismatic they are together. Jacobson’s movie is neither realistic nor an excellently written or structured movie.