Fog

In a world where John Carpenter's The Fog still exists, I cannot think of a single valid reason to watch this.

Never will you wish more fervently for an Adrienne Barbeau cameo, just for old time's sake. Your prayers will be in vain.

The production values are above par, but as in Carpenter's original, seeing ghosts is less scary than imagining them.

These studios just don't know when to quit while they're ahead.