Peculiarly set on proving that puerile gags aren't just for youths, this gross-out comedy, presumably aimed at oldies, is just about watchable thanks to [its] cast...though why they signed up remains utterly mystifying.

At least somebody does fall in the swimming pool. It's Robert De Niro. Unfortunately, he resurfaces.

Big wedding? Big fat nothing, more like.

With a story as imaginative as the title and "jokes" telegraphed so far in advance you need binoculars to see them coming, The Big Wedding is as appealing as a cash bar at the reception.