Mary Had a Little Lamb has better intentions than most, but its perfunctory updating of a children’s song still represents the genre’s worst creative impulses.

The Lamb (Gaston Alexander) looks a little goofy, but those with a thing for grotesque horror Furries should find their appetites mostly sated.

Mary Had a Little Lamb is a clever little take on the old nursery rhyme.

This is clearly not an adaptation of the 19th century Massachusetts nursery rhyme, but the latest British budget horror production in a trend of making a movie stemming from childhood lit once it enters the public domain – ripe for bloody exploitation.