Despite all of this, Return to House on Haunted Hill does actually deliver the gory goods (for a DTV release, at least).

If you've ever wondered what RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK would have been like if Lucio Fulci had directed it, here's your chance to find out: there's almost enough blood to fill the gaping plot holes %u2013 and that's saying something.

There's just too much "down time" and not enough energy to keep the flick afloat.

Return is a movie that starts with twenty stories worth of bottom. And it's all drop from there.