Even as a spectacle for kids weaned on flashing lights and brainrot it is likely to be too jumbled and bewildering. As for the parent demographic, it will only appeal to that rare subset who actively dislike their children.

Watching this was like being shouted at by a hyperactive child while being simultaneously smashed over the head by a guide to the wonders of the Far East.

The fact it makes little sense doesn’t matter because it’s all about sensationalism, stimulating the amygdala with bright colours and noise to the point of overload.

You might as well get a different compass to guide you to a better movie than this.