just wish this movie had made me feel something, anything, even disappointment or anger. Instead, all I'm left in is a benign state of indifference.

Depp, grimacing, edges in and out of the action and seems irrelevant and bored most of the time.

I've never seen a film in which what was actually onscreen seemed so irrelevant.

But there’s more of commercial in this film than cinema, and the entire project stinks of that ‘obligatory Hollywood sequel’ stench.