When your intention was always to use the cookie cutter, why bother nodding the head towards any largely imagined inspiration?

A date movie that could have been written by entertainment software, and quite divorced from real human beings and their experiences of sex.

The film's limp and bedraggled. No one looks good in it. You wonder if Mamet would even recognise what he once wrote.

Frisky and a little freaky, but not as funny or insightful as it thinks it is.