About as close to an objectively terrible film as one could make: ridiculous, unbelievable, inconsistent, and weirdly cheap-looking while also visibly having had quite a lot of money spent on it.

The adventure is mediocre at best, the romance is supremely campy, and the running time is at least 30 minutes too long.

An earnest mid-80s attempt to bring a comic-book heroine to life in ways that make Halle Berry's Catwoman look like Anne Hathaway's Catwoman.

Tanya Roberts is upstaged here by a clever elephant and a talkative chimp.