United Passions

One of those rare films so unfathomably ghastly you could write a better one while sitting through its interminable 110 minutes.

All that cash flowing into Fifa's coffers, and they spent it on this tripe?

Even without the cloud of the recent disturbing developments, United Passions is a cringeworthy, self-aggrandizing affair that mainly benefits from its unintentional camp value.

...a cinematic own goal of epic proportions…an expensive advert for a questionable football body trying to portray itself in an unlikely but positive light…pure cinematic, corporate gibberish..