Car 54, Where Are You?

If you have any inexplicable desire to see Car 54, take this advice: wait for its imminent release on video, and then consider renting something else instead.

Some movies are so bad they warrant special attention. "Car 54, Where Are You" is one of them.

Thanks to a relentlessly terrible script by many hands, it's a dumb movie about dumb cops that should have remained on the shelf, where it's been sitting for over two years.

Quite simply, it isn't very funny.