This, as the title will intimate to you with a sledgehammer, is a spoof horror film, and a painfully unfunny one.

Ought to be prosecuted under the Bright Act as being likely to deprave and corrupt film critics.

There are a few laughs scattered around the picture, and Everett is absolutely working hard to please, going big in a feature that's most enjoyable at its wackiest.

A series of desperate vignettes lampooning every fantasy film made in the last 10 years.