Treat yourself: buy the pick'n'mix but skip the film.

There's no reason in the world for Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters not to be good, clean, trashy fun. But it isn't.

It's an appalling, insulting and cynical mess from start to finish.

Is it the worst movie you’ll see? Hardly. Does it have a few moments that work? Well, yes. But are there a number of better ways you could spend your time? Most definitely.