The movie itself is, finally, embarrassing. It's embarrassing because Vadim's personal hang-ups don't fit the nature of his material, and so he tries to bend things.

Too juvenile to take seriously (I’ve seen episodes of The Benny Hill Show that were less leering) but too offbeat to completely dismiss.

Gathering together the distinguished selection of Hudson, Dickinson, and Savalas for a story so deliciously eccentric is perhaps its greatest success.

Pretty Maids All in a Row simply shares the ineffable vulgarity it portrays.