Both Van Damme and Lundgren are about as interesting as soup cans, so the main appeal of the picture is waiting for these soup cans to puncture or flatten each other in ever more horrific ways.

This thick-headed item is miraculously well put together.

Leaves behind almost as many derisive laughs as dead bodies.

...an irresistibly broad setup that's employed to expectedly (and appropriately) larger-than-life effect by Emmerich...