It’s never surprising nor smooth enough to warrant more than qualified praise, but “Osiris” will make you sit up and ask: 'Wait, who made this?'

Every battle can be fought with either regular machine guns or alien machine guns, and it’s a good thing there’s so many of the latter lying around, for the endless shoot-out scenes on a ship whose floor plan has ceased to be memorable.

This is a film made out of pieces of other films.

After the hour mark, “Osiris” gets interesting because the story gives these men more of a mission than survival and introduces the only reason that you wanted to see this movie: Linda f**king Hamilton!