A scattershot comedy that cant make up its mind whether to be "wholesome family entertainment" or a smutty film industry in-joke. It goes both ways.

You've heard of "Lassie, Come Home"? They should call this one, "Won Ton Ton, Go Home."

The acting... is extravagantly bad, as if grimaces and gesticulations would conceal the script's inadequacies.

Because it was made during the 1970s, it's a family film that includes sexual harassment, attempted rape, stag films, and prostitution -- to say nothing of scenes in which dogs are involved in some pretty stressful and gruesome situations.