Anyone compiling a supercut of the slasher genre's greatest hits would be wrong to exclude Madman's super-creepy shot of the shaggy Marz silhouetted up in a tree.

There is not one lota of originality in this depressing and insulting steal from the Friday the 13th series with a touch of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre thrown in for good measure.

Minutes after reciting spoken lines for lamentable character development, essentially indistinguishable roles are disposed of at axe point.

There's nothing remotely enjoyable about the experience of Madman, which misses the opportunity to exploit unlikely punchlines and buries its situations in a compost pile of muck, boredom and insufferably miscalculated technical merits.