Bellucci looks as if she is thinking about something else in every scene. It isn’t long before you’re doing the same.

Super duper silly and fun.

In the end Mafia Mamma falls between two stools; it’s much too violent to pass muster as a comedy (the MA15+ rating is well earned) and not interesting enough to work as a true mafia thriller.

All of this is to say, it’s not a good movie. It’s not even a good bad movie. It simply exists as its own free being, skipping over identifiable markers of comedy or emotional bones to bare in order to hit the manufactured notes on time.